Warning: Before reading you must know that the following list was written with complete and total sarcasm.
1) Cleaning pee out of the couch cushions.
2) Having to answer questions like "What are you doing in there?" while using the bathroom.
3) Being woken up by someone physically opening your eyelids.
4) Cleaning up puke in the morning when one of your children decides to wake up in the middle of the night and explode in the bathroom and not wake you.
5) Having to physically hold down your ten year old to get them to brush their teeth.
6) Trying to scrape cemented cereal out of a bowl that was put in the sink without rinsing it first.
7) Finding underwear in the middle of the laundry hamper that someone had an accident in and didn't inform you about.
8) Potty training! (see number 1)
9) Getting a Dora or Yo Gabba Gabba or Sesame Street or any other children's show song stuck in your head for hours.
10) Stepping on Legos left on the floor.
11) Whining in any way, shape, or form.
12) Temper tantrums. The End!
These are just to name a few. If I don't laugh about it, I will go crazy.
16 years ago
